Jul
24

Jul
24

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

Jul
24

Jul
24

zillyh00:

nannajane:

zillyh00:

i am now the youngest supervisor in my store

i read that as ‘survivor’ at first and got really scared

theres a reason why im the boss now

Jul
24

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

Jul
24

saturne:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

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Jul
23

Jul
23

Jul
23

Psa 2 ants

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

Stop crawling on me

message from the ants: they say no and that you should buy more cilantro 

tell the ants i dont have throwaway cash to buy cooking herbs and they can get their own 

message from the ants: please we’re having mexican tonight 

Jul
23

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